Congratulations! You have found my stash of secret compositions, or in other words compositions I feel uncomfortable displaying for the world to see. Of course, this website would be an incomplete archive if I were to exclude some of my compositions just because of their embarrasing attributes, so I decided to put them here, where hopefully no one but me will find them.

My father is well renowned in my family for his digestive overactivity, so for his birthday I decided to compose this etude in his honour using sounds I secretly recorded of him.

After my school's (former) band director (Jennifer Kelly) announced that she was going to leave my (now also former) school (Rockheights Middle School), A student (Sydney Jackson) approached me and asked me to hastily compose in time for the year-end concert a choral piece in her honour from the lyrics she had jotted down.

My grandmother had always complained and screamed at every possible subject, and I decided to secretly record it, turning the samples into a dance track.